fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

alexkisu:

helicoils:

i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves

you wanna ask me out now or later

youkillmypatience:

vvwvvwvvwvvwvvw:

It’s like you can’t have a friend of the opposite gender without the entire galaxy asking if you’re dating

how do you remember your url

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end