matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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congragulation:

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

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